Sep 14, 2007

Bagel Anarchy!

So what happens when someone forgets to bring in bagels to their office on a Friday? I just got a glimpse into that world, and it is not pretty.

Program managers and admins alike start to freak out, loosing control of their programs. Engineers in front of tubes start to unravel creating obsurd designs for parts that cannot possibly be made. The plant stops being able to manufacture parts, and likewise shuts down the entire pipeline to the customer resulting in no cars being made.

The global economy stops effectively.

Or, at least that is what you would think sitting here, overhearing the President's admins ridicule a manger for forgetting that it was her day to bring the bagels. Apparently, forgetting the bagels is an unforgiveable sin. Forget the fact that the manager was busy this week with, you know, doing her JOB.

The manager ended up going out to get said bagels only to be yelled at again as she did not pick up knives.

The world just may end today.

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